Rock, Paper or Scissors

If you haven't heard of the game 'Rock, Paper, Scissors' you have probably been living under a...rock...pun sadly and very much intended!

So if you have no idea what I an talking about read this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock-paper-scissors

This game is important stuff, and something you should pay more attention to. During WW2 if Hitler had understood the rules of the game he may have even had a better chance:

The lack of understanding of this game made Johnny Depp's character Edward Scissorhand's po-faced and sad for the rest of the filming of the movie:

There's only so many times you can lose at a game and stay 'chipper'.  Sadly, 'The Thing' was latter knocked unconscious and placed into intensive care by a newspaper seller:

It's no joke!

But this is:

                       Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving.
 
                  Cop: Sir have you been drinking?
 
                  Man: No.
 
                  Cop: Papers.
 
                  Man: Scissors, I win!



What??? You don't think that's funny, then there's only one solution: