Is Batman for real?

Recently I saw the old style Batman TV series and was reminded about just how camp and homoerotic it was.

It got me wondering, "Did the comic book of Batman have the same undertones?"

Well, let's see what the joker is getting up to:

Err...OK...nobody actually said the word 'boner'...but whatever makes you happy. I found it a bit funny that the Joker would be so fixated on boners. I had to laugh at it, I'm sure you all did too:

This has gone too far, where's Batman to shut this 'Joker' up? He should have been here by now...

Oh, Batman, your under age grooming must stop. It'll all end in tears:

But like all super heroes he comes through in the end:

Do You Need Sex?

It has come to my attention that no/limited sex can cause bad eye-sight. There is a simple test for this in the form of the image below. Take a look and see what you can see:

Even if you passed that 'eye examination' you may need to look twice to see what is really happening in these two photos:

Quite a convincing optical illusion.

But I am not being fair. Since you probably failed the 'eye test' I should be kind and give you an image that should get your heart pumping:

But it only seems to excited interior decorators for some reason. I guess most guys don't find LAMPS attractive.

Saying that, there is recent evidence that the 'Lamp' optical illusion above might actually have more to it than meets the eye:

Personally though, I think this is just a case of stubborn men who won't admit to their lamp fetish.

I do try and keep these blogs for all people, and realise that the last two images have been dispproportionately about the female body. So hopefully these two images will address the balance:

 

Rock, Paper or Scissors

If you haven't heard of the game 'Rock, Paper, Scissors' you have probably been living under a...rock...pun sadly and very much intended!

So if you have no idea what I an talking about read this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock-paper-scissors

This game is important stuff, and something you should pay more attention to. During WW2 if Hitler had understood the rules of the game he may have even had a better chance:

The lack of understanding of this game made Johnny Depp's character Edward Scissorhand's po-faced and sad for the rest of the filming of the movie:

There's only so many times you can lose at a game and stay 'chipper'.  Sadly, 'The Thing' was latter knocked unconscious and placed into intensive care by a newspaper seller:

It's no joke!

But this is:

                       Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving.
 
                  Cop: Sir have you been drinking?
 
                  Man: No.
 
                  Cop: Papers.
 
                  Man: Scissors, I win!



What??? You don't think that's funny, then there's only one solution:

Don't Look At This...

...because once you see the image I am about to show you, it may never be possible to look at ducks again...well...without laughing that is.


I take NO responsibility for warping your perception of ducks and possibly other water loving birds:

HOWEVER...this does raise the question of "What are the ducks hiding?"

Life's Little Pleasures

I tend to find that my procrastination stopping abilities are quite good these days. However, I do have a weak spot. When I get a spare few moments during the day and need to just change gear I find myself heading over to play chess at:

http://www.Chess.com

I know imaginative name, right?!

For some of you when you hear the word 'chess' you are thinking...BORING!

BUT, everyone is playing.

Your favourite comic book hero's are playing it:

Alien's intent on human domination are playing it:

Heck, it even has it's funny side:

Some would say "give peace a chance", all I'm saying is "give war games a chance".

Chess is a great way to learn the skills of strategic thinking, planning and sacrifice. Playing chess can even give you the edge in life http://chessbenefits.blogspot.com/2011/04/chess-studies-summary.html

If you still are left thinking "I want more action" or "how would James Bond play chess"then perhaps this action packed form of chess is for you:

http://youtu.be/AFol-Aiz8MQ

I've got five minutes and a cup of coffee I guess it's time to go and take pleasure out of beating a stranger on the internet that I have never met...in a game of chess of course!!!

Until next time...check mate!