If you haven't heard of the game '
Rock, Paper, Scissors' you have probably been living under a...rock...pun sadly and very much intended!
So if you have no idea what I an talking about read this:
This game is important stuff, and something you should pay more attention to. During WW2 if Hitler had understood the rules of the game he may have even had a better chance:
The lack of understanding of this game made Johnny Depp's character
Edward Scissorhand's po-faced and sad for the rest of the filming of the movie:
There's only so many times you can lose at a game and stay 'chipper'. Sadly, '
The Thing' was latter knocked unconscious and placed into intensive care by a newspaper seller:
It's no joke!
But this is:
Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving.
Cop: Sir have you been drinking?
Man: No.
Cop: Papers.
Man: Scissors, I win!
What??? You don't think that's funny, then there's only one solution: